We picked up a notebook at The Echo Park Time Travel Mart in LA. On the inside cover it showed a phone number, registered to Springfield MA. Two pages featured a list of strange nicknames.

This puzzle ended up requiring a different person call for each name listed on the page, over the course of a day, and it’s unlikely that phone number is still be working anymore. So here are the list of responses we got, in the same order as the notebook above:

  • What causes your huge ego to be so tough?
  • Just poultry here, nothing else.
  • The felines may find fault me with me, laugh about my girl's weight.
  • Expressions of my feelings are not really my thing.
  • Don't get caught weeping in daylight.
  • Are you my girl or no?
  • If you ever travel to the Big Easy.
  • I'm about to relate a tale about two kids on a mound.
  • It's 5AM and I can't feel ok.
  • Then she acts all inappropriately.
  • I went out with my sweetheart yesterday evening.
  • I gave you small porker and you wanted a big one.
  • Girls and boys, the rhythmic tush society is please to offer you…
  • Occasionally she does right by me. 
  • About to relate a tale from long ago.
  • I put you in my house when you were exhausted.
  • She isn't too tiny and isn't too large.
  • I'm an extremely Republican guy.

The answer is on our What We Know page.