We picked up a notebook at The Echo Park Time Travel Mart in LA. On the inside cover it showed a phone number, registered to Springfield MA. Two pages featured a list of strange nicknames.
This puzzle ended up requiring a different person call for each name listed on the page, over the course of a day, and it’s unlikely that phone number is still be working anymore. So here are the list of responses we got, in the same order as the notebook above:
- What causes your huge ego to be so tough?
- Just poultry here, nothing else.
- The felines may find fault me with me, laugh about my girl's weight.
- Expressions of my feelings are not really my thing.
- Don't get caught weeping in daylight.
- Are you my girl or no?
- If you ever travel to the Big Easy.
- I'm about to relate a tale about two kids on a mound.
- It's 5AM and I can't feel ok.
- Then she acts all inappropriately.
- I went out with my sweetheart yesterday evening.
- I gave you small porker and you wanted a big one.
- Girls and boys, the rhythmic tush society is please to offer you…
- Occasionally she does right by me.
- About to relate a tale from long ago.
- I put you in my house when you were exhausted.
- She isn't too tiny and isn't too large.
- I'm an extremely Republican guy.
The answer is on our What We Know page.